Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Punky Skunk



Time to save the world with Punky Skunk, a game that's been hated by everyone for what seems to be no reason, but is it really that bad of a game?

Friday, August 26, 2011

Top 5 Most Annoying Moments in Gaming



Here's a list of my top 5 most annoying moments in gaming, well during the classic days anyway.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Tiny Toon Adventures - Buster's Hidden Treasure



Buster's got his hands full, he's gotta rescue Babs and beat Montana Max to a treasure that doesn't exist, will he make it in this POS of a game?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Zombie games

I just saw the trailer for Lollipop Chainsaw, a game about a cheerleader who kills hordes of zombies with a chainsaw.

What the fuck? How many zombie games do we need in this age? It's like every one has to make a zombie game or a zombie DLC. It's fucking stupid. It's like we're playing the same shit over and over, look at Left 4 Dead and not Dead Island, it's like the same crap.

I'm glad we can all agree that the Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising franchises are good ones but how many times do we have to see these copy cat titles come out? It's over saturation of the market, there is a such thing as too much of a good thing you know.

Are developers really not that creative? That's just as bad as Nintendo re-releasing all their old games. It's an insult to gamers. Because they know that you're a fucking retard and will gobble this shit up.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

World of Warcraft - Subscription Troubles



The WoW community has been a blaze with theories on the loss of nearly 1 million subscriptions and it's all bullshit.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Animaniacs



They're tiny, they're toony, they're all a little... oh, wrong cartoon

Nintendo and it's future

After reading an article on Kotaku about Nintendo's games, it got me to thinking (a dangerous thing to do)...

I like Nintendo, they are a powerhouse in the gaming industry, however as of lately they haven't been all that great. It really started with the DS when they decided to stray into different territory, the land of the gimmicks.

And then there's the 3DS and the Wii U, which is more gimmicks. You know who also went into gimmicks? Sega. Sega had the Sega CD, the 32X, the Dreamcast with it's VMU and online play (something that wasn't ready at the time). Nintendo is treading dangerously close to where Sega was.

Nintendo also seems very content to stay in the area of party games. Another one of their problems, they made 8 Mario Party games and plenty of Mario sports games and other Mario spin-offs. And releasing the same game over and over again. Super Mario 64 has been released 3 times, the N64, the DS and the Wii Virtual Console. The Legend of Zelda the Ocarina of Time has been released several times and now they're released Star Fox 64 again for the 3DS.

Nintendo is insulting it's fans. No matter what they do, as long as the slap Mario's or Link's face on it, people will buy it. Doesn't that insult you that you bought the same game 3 times on 3 different consoles because it's creators were too lazy to make a new game? And they knew you would buy it 3 times too.

And now the 3DS is going to be $170, why? Because no one was buying it! No one wanted to spend money on a handheld that cost more than the console. And it STILL costs more than the Wii about $30 more than the Wii.

Nintendo needs to get off their ass and make some good games again. They know they can, but they're being lazy and know that their fans will buy anything they put out.